SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.
Ok but I’ve always wondered in the solo movies of the Avengers, what the hell everyone else is doing in the meantime
Like during Iron Man 3 are Clint, Bruce, Natasha and Steve just like eating popcorn? Thor 2 they’re just, naaaaaah, looks like Big Guy’s got it?
Tony’s watching this shit go down with SHIELD and he’s just
"hey pepper, look fast, STEVE’S ON TV!"
"Did you waste all your money on band merch?"
someone put blaine anderson, rachel berry, sharpay evans, and ryan evans in a room together.
put one mic in the middle
lock the door.
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!